Jokes

I have good friends who constantly send me good jokes and I have collected a huge number of jokes over the years. Here are some of my very favorite articles. Please enjoy!

My Very Favorite

• Just received the following "signs" of the spread of inklish:
• A Collection of 'Transquips'
• Famous Nerds' Quotes
• Murphy's Laws
• Soap
• Wrong Delivery
• Marketing Buzz Words Translated
• Medical Terminology
• Embarrassing Moments
• Exam
• Frog
• Cockroach Slain, Husband Badly Hurt
• Mafia
• Bottleneck
• Cigars
• Curry
• Philosophies
• Value of Time
• Once come to Valley, everyday busy
• You know you are from the Bay Area if...
• Lincoln vs. Kennedy

Computer-related

• Acronyms
• You know you're an Internet Junkie if...
• If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port
• Top 20 Replies by Programmers when their programs don't work
• Is your computer male or female?

Microsoft Jokes

• Bill Gates wanted to look good and impress everyone with his success.
• If Microsoft Built Cars...
• Bill Gates interviews...
• If Microsoft Made Toasters...

Quiz

• Official Moron Test
• Quiz